"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams |
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. | "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings |
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then I want to go where they went. Will Rodgers |
"All good things are wild and free." Henry Thoreau |
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"If you can't decide between a shepherd, a setter or a poodle, get them all, adopt a mutt!" ASPCA |
If one has a dog one doesn't have to bark himself. | "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." Smiley Blanton |
Throw me a bone or I'll crap in your yard. | Amazingly enough, I don't give a shit. | To err is human to forgive canine. |
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| If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes. | Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy you the wag of the tail. | "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." Mark Twain |
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been". Mark Twain |
In dog years, I'm dead. | You say I'm a bitch, like it's a bad thing. |
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If you don't have a happy birthday I'll pee behind your couch. |
Do you want to pet my weiner for good luck. |
Our perfect companions never have fewer than 4 feet. |
"To err is human, to purr is feline". Robert Byrne |
It's really the cats house...we just pay the mortgage. |
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